Traditional Camper Pillows

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Building a Shelter

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'What were you sent up for?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'SHOP!!!'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."