Nostalgic Camper Pillows

'What were you sent up for?'

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

An Appreciation

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"He misses his commute ."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'