Comedic Camper Pillows

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'SHOP!!!'

"Where are the beer tents?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Campground Conductor

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Mountain escalator.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Accountants around the campfire.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'