Humor Camper Pillows

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The biggest fish.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Easter Island.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'SHOP!!!'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Campground Wi-fi.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'