Comedy Loving Camper Pillows

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

A Cow Striptease

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

The biggest fish.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'