Comedy Loving Camper Gifts

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A Cow Striptease

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The biggest fish.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

Bear in the Outhouse.

Campground Wi-fi.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'