Camper Comedy Enthusiasts Gifts

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A Cow Striptease

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

The biggest fish.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'