Comical Campers Gifts

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Ants watching human invasion.

Mountain escalator.

The biggest fish.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'