Humorous Camper Gifts

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Carefree luggage.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'SHOP!!!'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."