Funny Campers Gifts

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Ants watching human invasion.

Mountain escalator.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The biggest fish.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

Bear in the Outhouse.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."