Funny Campers Pillows

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Ants watching human invasion.

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

The biggest fish.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Bear in the Outhouse.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."