Camping Jokesters Pillows

'This is your guide - be sure to feed him.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

The biggest fish.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'