Camping Joke Aficionados Pillows

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Campground Wi-fi.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Always be prepared."

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays

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