Camping Joke Aficionados Gifts

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

Bear in the Outhouse.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Always be prepared."

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays