Camping Comedy Fan Gifts

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

A Cow Striptease

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Snowman Driver

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

Bear in the Outhouse.

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

Psst! Stay in character!