Camping Comedy Fan Prints

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

A Cow Striptease

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Snowman Driver

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Psst! Stay in character!

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

Bear in the Outhouse.