Camping Comedic Prints

Boot Camp

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"