Camping Comedian Prints

Home Comforts

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

'I know it's new but...'

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of a trailer on a hill.

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Semaphore Problems

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

'Henry! That's the steak-tenderiser!'

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

"Gotta love the individual wrapping to seal in the flavour."

"Always be prepared."

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'I'm afraid the old school tie won't work HERE, old boy!'

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

The biggest fish.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Bear in the Outhouse.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping