Camper Comedian Prints

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

The biggest fish.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.