Camping Jokester Prints

"I hate crowded parks."

'I owe you an apology. Your sign actually worked.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"I hate this time of year."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

It's my summer robe.

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

The biggest fish.

The wife made it. Why?