Camping Comedy Lover Gifts

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

A Bit of the Camp

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.