Camping Humor Fan Gifts

Mein Kamp: Fing Trip

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A Cow Striptease

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

The biggest fish.

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'Ben's idea of small game is that miniature collie next door.'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

Bear in the Outhouse.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Campground Wi-fi.

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'