Camping Humorist Gifts

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Shadow monsters

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Dude, you need to relax. You're two tents."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

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