Camping Humor Lover Gifts

"That's some dining fly!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

The biggest fish.

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

Bear in the Outhouse.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'