Camping Comedy Lover Pillows

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

A Bit of the Camp

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

The biggest fish.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.