Camping Comic Lover Pillows

"I'm glad we've got this new tent, Bob. It looks like rain."

Talk about rustic camping! We're in an area where our cell phones won't work!

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

The biggest fish.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Fire down."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

Bear in the Outhouse.