Camping Comic Pillows

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'If that thing eats you, can I have your pop-up?'

Harsh Mellows.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'Boat Launch'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Fire down."

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Bear in the Outhouse.