Camping Comedians Gifts

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

The Weather Rock says: Sunny with a chance of flooding

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Accountants around the campfire.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Bear in the Outhouse.

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.