Campground Comedians Gifts

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

The biggest fish.

Accountants around the campfire.

Bull chasing campers, "You and your camping holidays for fresh air and excersize!"

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

I've turned to the darkside!

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'