Campground Comedians Pillows

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Have food. Need toilet paper

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The biggest fish.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Accountants around the campfire.

Pinata Pranks

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Bull chasing campers, "You and your camping holidays for fresh air and excersize!"

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

Zombie Camping Menu Planning

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'