Humor Campers Pillows

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

The biggest fish.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Campground Wi-fi.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Bear in the Outhouse.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"