Humor Campers Pillows

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

The biggest fish.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

Bear in the Outhouse.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"