Camping Jokesters Mugs

'This is your guide - be sure to feed him.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The biggest fish.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'