Funny Camping Duo Pillows

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Harsh Mellows.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The biggest fish.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'