Comedy Camper Gifts

People who should not hike...

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Mountain escalator.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'They're out there...ranchers, cowboys soda jerks, insurance salesmen...just waiting for our fire to die down.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Harsh Mellows.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

The biggest fish.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'