Humor Camper Gifts

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Easter Island.

The biggest fish.

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'SHOP!!!'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'