Romantic Camper Pillows

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The Brothers Grime

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'What were you sent up for?'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Honeymooning in Paris.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Mountain escalator.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"