Ironic Camper Pillows

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'What were you sent up for?'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Death Takes A Time-Share

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Mountain escalator.

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'It'll be a working vacation.'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'