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'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Modern camping

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Rustic Campgrounds.

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"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Living in a snow globe.

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

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'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

Camping - Fresh Air

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'We gotta go. All our batteries are dead.'

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

"Yes, I brought just my phone and charger to our week-long survival trip. What else would I need?"

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'