Ironic Camper Gifts

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"At last, just me and nature."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."