Nostalgic Camper Gifts

'What were you sent up for?'

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

An Appreciation

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

"He misses his commute ."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."