Romantic Camper Gifts

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Rainbow/Horizon

'What were you sent up for?'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Honeymooning in Paris.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Mountain escalator.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."