Camping Lover Gifts

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Up North Training

Officer asking a man if he would like to stay the night in the camp

Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

Man sleeping under a grass blanket.

'Iguana soup again?'

"Sure, you can camp in my field. It'll save me building a scarecrow."

"The new kid seems to be more homesick than the usual campers."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

'The Torch Holder'.

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

I love campsites!

Reverse Mortgage.

"You took too long!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'