Camp Culture Lover Gifts

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Harsh Mellows.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

Josephine Baker

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Easter Island Bonnets

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"I hate crowded parks!"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"