Camp Life Aficionado Gifts

'I demand a saliva test!'

Glastonbury. After.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

I love campsites!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You took too long!"

Reverse Mortgage.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Mine's camper."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.