Camp Aficionados Gifts

Survivalist Training Camp.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Back to school.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

I love campsites!

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

Reverse Mortgage.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Mine's camper."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"