Camping Afficionado Gifts

'Can't you do something about her?'

'Relax, there aren't any wild animals in this part of the woods.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Duck Hunt

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Tallyho!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Reverse Mortgage.

"You took too long!"

I love campsites!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'