Camping Fanatic Gifts

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"Sorry to interrupt - it's driving me crazy..."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'I could swear I heard someone knocking!'

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

I love campsites!

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"You took too long!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!