Camp Enthusiast Gifts

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Camp Wannabe

Ernie, there are many types of camps for young people, like math camp and science camp. Sports camps are popular, soccer camp for example. Of course, there's music camp and drama camp. These are knee-high, but I like all styles. Call me "Drill Sergeant"!! Sometimes "boot camp" is misunderstood.

I want to go to the same camp all my friends go. Let's see. "Boys enjoy hours of traditional all-American fun. Plus our schedule fits the needs of the modern family." Like what? Keeping him out of trouble while we go to work. Fun isn't free!

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Larry Grayson.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Roasting the Moneybox

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Reverse Mortgage.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.