Camp Enthusiasts Gifts

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

'I just hope there'll be time for a short vacation between camp and school.'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping-Pong

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You took too long!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Reverse Mortgage.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

I love campsites!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Mine's camper."

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"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."