Pop Culture Camper Gifts

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Campground Conductor

'What were you sent up for?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Mountain escalator.

Ants watching human invasion.

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'SHOP!!!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'